February 2012
thugniloquent:
u d2si????
Down 2 Smang It
dosv:
mass effect 1 looks a lot shittier than i remember it looking
Watch
thewhoreofgondor:
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this.”
Mass Effect pick up lines:
doctorscience:
eternalshiva:
asphyxi4tion:
Hey girl, how much omni-gel would it take to bypass your panties?
Hey girl, its not Prothean but I have a beacon that will give you visions.
I want to cure your Genophage.
I want to accelerate through your Mass Relay.
I’d love to probe your hemispheres for rare anomalies.
I just got a rail extension upgrade, if you know what I mean
do you...
Reblog if you are going to TAKE EARTH BACK
antivian:
subterraneanbunnypig:
coppermarigolds:
fictionaficionado:
miri-strahovski:
fuck yes.
Reapers aren’t even gonna know what hit ‘em.
THE NOTES