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k009:

gosh diddly darn

k009:

gosh diddly darn

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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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❝ Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies ❞

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

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taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

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supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

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jelee-:

castleoflions:

magicalzebra:

running-on-neon:

when you can’t draw anything but eyes

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augustinesycamore:

augustinesycamore:

can u imagine cooking mama in smash tho, she’d be a total beast whipping around frying pans and throwing around onions and her FS would be her getting mad like when you fuck up a recipe and flames grow around her and eventually engulf the entire stage

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monalisasvagina:

JungleJim4322@yahoo.com in proper beach attire

monalisasvagina:

JungleJim4322@yahoo.com in proper beach attire

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iron-bae:

The beauty of Inquisition is just breath taking

iron-bae:

The beauty of Inquisition is just breath taking

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thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

posted on September 29th   79,547 notes   via surelyforthvakarian   Source
Brighter than the twin-suns of Tatooine